- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

i committed murder

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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