extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

The joke below me is retarded

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

I can see you under there. Under what?

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Diana and victoria

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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