How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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YOLO

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thumbs up!

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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