What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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