How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Arrow to the Knee

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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thumbs up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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