Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The NBA lockout

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girls basketball

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The white guy did it!

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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