- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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