- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Sarah Palin

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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