Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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