What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Religion

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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America Votes

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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