why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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