Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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