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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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