- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

So a seal walks into a club.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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