What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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