Some people like melon and others like soup.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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