What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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