Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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