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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

New mission: refuse this mission

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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