did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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poop.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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