How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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GIVE

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someone called a frog a frog

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What?

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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