- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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