A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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