what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What happen? Idk...

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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