Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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