Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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im gay because im gay

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Anti Joke

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