Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

thumb_up thumb_down -8

???????????? WTF?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -38

how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

thumb_up thumb_down -94

*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

thumb_up thumb_down +201

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

thumb_up thumb_down +81

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

SNAPPLE!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops