Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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LIKE THIS!

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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SNAPPLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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