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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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