How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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im gay

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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