If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Tunechi

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Butt poop.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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