- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

you and your family will die tonight

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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