What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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This is funny.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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