This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Women outside of the kitchen.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

I said I hate niiggers

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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