- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

WEED!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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