- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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