What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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