- Anti Joke

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

You just read this ..

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.