why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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