- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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