When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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