what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

your mother

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

I killed someone on minecraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

This is a random Anti joke.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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