A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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The WNBA

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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