- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Womens rights

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Amazing

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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