What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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