How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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boobs

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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