Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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call of duty world at war

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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