- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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