- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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