- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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