- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My pet rock died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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