Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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